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Hi guys! I'm starting a charity for a group of kids who don't get a lot of attention. An aid organisation for Asians who are not so good at maths.

Every year in Asia, around less than 50% of Asians are placed below the 90th percentile in mathematics. That means that one in five Asian child struggles to survive day to day without basics such as honour, and their parents' pride. Every 10 seconds, the remaining third of this group forgets their times table (especially the multiples of seven), leading to severe academic hardship.
 

Experts say the root of this problem is due to multiple negative factors, and solving it requires a change in the order of operations. YOU can help turn these negatives into a positive with just a small addition.
For just $1 a fortnight, we can fund calculators, textbooks and help disadvantaged kids learn basic Asian arithmetic skills like counting pi backwards.
For every child that learns to calculate how to purchase 80 watermelons, the benefits are exponential. Whole generations stand to gain from Asians who can now function in society because they no longer attempt to divide by zero.
 

Please will you help? Show that you care. Make Bs and Cs history.
Your support will make a difference in their lives that carries over by one.

Support The Salvasian Army by donating and liking the cause.

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Oxfam is a good organisation, but the benefits of this community-based organisation is that you know your support will directly be invested to a specific area of need.

Remember,

0 x fam = 0.

Did you know that 3.14% of asian babies are given breast milk instead of formula? Your donation can help address this inadequate mathematical nutrition!

A prime example of an academically healthy Asian child who now has their parent's love and affection. He is now well on his way to becoming a doctor.

We have started a green environmental initiative as part of our community-based work. Why?
By reducing the pollution and smog in Asia, we know it will make the lives of asians who are not good at maths better, as it means their solar-powered calculators will turn on quicker.
#thinkingoutsideofthebox

The Salvasian Army helps Asians who are not good at maths learn important financial life skills such as filling up to $50.02 worth of petrol, and not $50.03, so they can save a grand total of 5 cents.

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For those who ask, the Salvasian Army is very close to my heart. My personal story is a story of mathematical hardship. Due to my low marks in maths, high school did not permit me to go through the Mathematics Extension 2 course. This discrimination meant I did not get the high scaling for university entry marks that other Asians received.

Also, I discovered that neither my Mathematics Extension 1 nor Mathematics (Advanced) was required in my university entry marks to get into medicine. This was possible as I did 15 units (more than the prerequisite 10). Imagine the shock if you were an Asian like me, to find out that over a decade of maths tutoring and homework, did not count at all to your final marks.

I still suffer much Asian shame and dishonour for this. As such, I am currently suing James Ruse Premedical High School for this psychological trauma.

Lik dis if u cry evrytim.

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