Pages

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Angels

This parody of Robbie Williams' song 'Angels' should be sung by a lady.
 Original tune here:
 Parody lyrics below:



The Original Song Lyrics
The Parody
I sit and wait
Does an angel, contemplate my fate
And do they know
The places where we go
When we're grey and old
'Cause I have been told
That salvation lets their wings unfold
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel the love is dead
I'm loving angels instead
I’ve found a mate
Our love blossomed, at a yum cha date
He plays piano
can divide by zero
Hotter than spring rolls
Haircut like a bowl
Great education, eyelid has no fold
Neighbor’s barking dog is dead
Squattin' on toilet
As Confucius always said
Y u no doctah yet?
And through it all,
she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call,
she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead
Always on call,
gives herbal medication
Likes a-bortions not c-sections
Whether it’s white or wong
Pray the baby has balls,
Beware one child policy
Jaundice is a normality
So adorable,
Ni hao wo ai ni
I’m loving Asians in med
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I'm loving angels instead
He’s the cutest geek
Recites Pi backwards, in his sleep
I am in love
because I’m safe with a kung-fu stud
Past one drink I know
He let's me call the mum-in-law a Ho,
Then his face goes red
I’m loving Asians instead
And through it all,
she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I’m right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won’t break me
When I come to call,
she won’t forsake me
I’m loving angels instead
On the Great Wall,
Dance dance revolution,
Bad at staring competitions
The Year of Cock isn’t long
Tasty fish balls
Eyes slanty, not hairy,
fake Gucci, sushi, karaoke
I want his egg roll,
Hot Eurasian babies
I’m loving Asians instead
And through it all
she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call,
she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead
Always on call,
believes in education
Likes a-bortions not c-sections
Whether it’s white or wong
We're voodoo dolls (acupuncture)
Makes heaps of money (Name tag: Dr. Cha Ching)
Clears congestion with wasabi
So adorable,
Ni hao wo ai ni
I’m loving Asians in med


After this anthem to Yellow Fever ends, there's a scene of the interracial couple at home:

White girlfriend: "Hey hun! How was work?"
Asian boyfriend: "I AM NOT A HUN! YOU RACIST"

Peace out,
-.- v
(Get it? It's an asian person doing the peace symbol with their hand. Heh.)

Previous Parody: Macklemore's Thrift Shop - Rich Snob 
Similarly: Ed Sheeran's A Team - A+ Team

No comments:

Post a Comment